SOO FUDGING CUTE!!
Derpy is a robot. She is here to eat the American muffins.
Derpy is a robot! She runs on American muffins!
WILL TRANSFORM INTO A HOOF
WITH YOUR FLANK WRAPPED AROUND IT
(someone probably already did this one but i can't be bothered to read through almost a year's worth of comments to find out)
"Shot through the heart, and your to blame!"
"RESPONSE: y don't u ask me l8tr?"
I'M SPEECHLESS DX